• Bridget Jones's Baby

    Bridget Jones's Baby


    lmfao god what a strange film. does not age well even though it’s only been four years. my last review stands tho i would’ve chosen the billionaire. mark darcy you are DUST

  • Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

    Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

    shame abt this one. i never liked mark darcy but he’s particularly annoying for the sequel. so is bridget tho rly. i can’t believe a hot tall lesbian told her she was in love with her, followed by a montage of her looking at bridget as if she hung the moon, and bridget straight up looked her in the face and said “it’s still men for me.” even as a child i was disappointed lmao

  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary


    i saw ONE gifset and it was enough to trigger me

  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th


    watched today to commemorate my enduring love for sam winchester, who died today or whatever idk i haven’t watched the show in years, but rip my dude </3 also it’s rly ironic considering how anti sex jason is that he is the sexiest thing about this movie. oh to realise u have become the thing u hate......

  • Terminator: Dark Fate

    Terminator: Dark Fate


    something i need to admit to u all........ i am gay.

  • Venom



    gay rights!

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    god what a fucking mess lmao

  • Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

    Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them


    it is simply not good lmfao. i can’t believe the depressing touch starved homosexual scenes in the alleyways tricked me into rating this so high in 2016. embarrassing

  • The Death of Stalin

    The Death of Stalin


    i’m a highschool dropout who knows the bare minimum about all this and also i did fall asleep a couple of times bc i had a hard work day lmfao but the bits i did see and understand were very funny!

  • Brawl in Cell Block 99

    Brawl in Cell Block 99


    this movie is not good by any means and it also has the most right wing energy but i enjoy Violence sue me

  • 7500



    watching this again bc my mum wanted to and it just occurred to me that this kind of qualifies for all those one-room-horror/thriller lists

  • 7500



    for some reason i thought this was a true story the entire time i was watching, so i was letting it slide every time he did something stupid or questionable. now i’m just angry because not only did they write him to be kind of an idiot, but also it ends really abruptly and i can’t even google what happened to the real people bc there aren’t any. this had me pretty gripped the entire time and i enjoyed it but now i’m just annoyed lmao.