Joe Woods

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Favorite films

  • FLCL
  • The Martian
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • BOCCHI THE ROCK!

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  • Taken

    ★★½

  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire

    ★★★½

  • The Goldfinch

    ★★★★

  • The Gray Man

    ★★★½

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  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire

    Atlantis: The Lost Empire

    ★★★½

    “Nobody got hurt… well, nobody we know.”

    A whole lot of people die in this movie for children huh

  • Red Notice

    Red Notice

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    1. Legitimately guffawed at the Porsche immediately getting totaled by an ice cream truck
    2. Drink Aviation Gin
    3. The QR code goes to rednoticesecretsite.com
    4. I thought a lot about Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 while watching this film

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  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Keanu Reeves and Common throwing each other down three (3) flights of stairs

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★½

    I thought it would be a fun experiment to go see a movie knowing absolutely nothing about it; just saying “yeah that poster looks cool” and going to the theater 

    I’m never doing that again