Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Le Samouraï
  • A Tale of Two Sisters
  • Fallen Angels

Recent activity

  • Deep Cover


  • The Swimming Pool


  • Eating Raoul


  • Curmudgeons


Recent reviews

  • The Swimming Pool

    The Swimming Pool


    Great, now my pussy wet 😡. 

    Thanks, Jacques Deray…. 

    Releasing towards the end of the swingin’ sixties and with the reality subtext of Romy Schneider and Alain Delon being romantic exes, La Piscine is a smoldering slow-burn beneath the scorching heat of the summer sun. Centering around a quartet of very attractive blue-eyed Europeans, much of the tension throughout the film is communicated mostly through the way these characters exchange looks and it’s very effective. In many aspects I’m reminded…

  • Eating Raoul

    Eating Raoul


    I have pretty mixed feelings on this one but I feel like the cons outweigh the pros here. Call me a sensitive feminist or whatever but I don’t think this movie needed all the “comedic” attempted rape/sexual assault scenes and I wasn’t too hot on the casual racism either. Furthermore, the movie honestly carries a little bit of a sex-negative attitude. While it might be a simple by-product of our protags being sexually repressed prudes who think they’re better than…

Popular reviews

  • Smooth Talk

    Smooth Talk


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Ok, Groomer

    It’s nearly 3 a.m. as I type this but after seeing this movie I just had to say something. Smooth Talk is a coming-of-age story with a dark undercurrent that lingers throughout the movie’s runtime until it pokes it’s head out in the third act. Connie (Dern) is a teenager trying to navigate her burgeoning sexuality, friendships, and often alienating relationship with her immediate family. On top of all the struggles that come with being a teenager she…

  • Manhunter



    In a gadda da vida, baby 

    Some good old-school 80’s Michael Mann with thrills, chills and an absolutely banging score while also being very good-looking. Brian Cox truly walked so Anthony Hopkins could run.