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  • Justice League

    Justice League


    I just wanna thank whoever put Superman on the poster.

    Also, let's be done with Ben Affleck. He's not playing Batman. He's playing a cunt in a batsuit.

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    I can't believe Dapo's mum invented kids.

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  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight


    I have the same recurring nightmare where I'm about to propose to my girlfriend over dinner on the rooftops of Paris. As I reach into my pocket to produce the ring, she says 'You know, I didn't see The Dark Knight in the cinema'.

    I don't know if you can come back from that.

  • Inside Out

    Inside Out


    A wonderfully funny and warm film with a criminally important message for children - it's okay to be sad.