The Wolf of Wall Street ★★★★

Jack Dawson as the mother fucking Wolf of mother fucking Wall mother fucking Street. Fuckin' bullseye! A Miami Vice fuckin' Ferrari. Oh fuck me Miller Light girl. The best fuckin' way to snort cocaine. The Village fuckin' asshole. Matthew fuckin' McConaughey talkin' shit like a mother fuckin' Academy Award winner. Cold-hard-mother-fucking-cash-fuckin' money. Strip fuckin' clubs. Black fuckin' Monday. Selling fuckin' penny stocks will get you fuckin' blowjobs. Jonah fuckin' Hill's fuckin' awesome fuckin' white fuckin' teeth. Fuckin' Crack. A Walking Dead fuckin' Quaalude King. A fuckin' reinvention. Suckering in the fuckin' 1%ers. Sleazy fuckin' salesmen. Head fuckin' shaving. The worst fuckin' marching band ever. Leo's fuckin' spray-tan. Fuckin' Forbes. A cool-as-fuck chimp. A fuck-free zone. Running a fuckin' train. Mad fuckin' Rob fuckin' Reiner. An itty-bitty fuckin' credit card bill. Blue-chip fuckin' hookers. No fuckin' bush. Cypress fuckin' Hill. Fuckin' Ludes. Show your fuckin' cock, receive your second Academy Award nomination. A fine-as-fuck mutt. A fuckin' quickie. The stupidest fuckin' question ever. A fuckin' happy butler. The lollipop fuckin' club. Going all Yakuza on a mother fucker. A Swinger for a fuckin' attorney. A huge fuckin' rock. The ultimate fuckin' bachelor party. A fairy fuckin' tale wedding. Dad knows how to fuck. Pricey fuckin' pleasure boats. Foo fuckin' Fighters. A kinda-sorta Basic fuckin' Instinct moment. Yummy fuckin' goldfish! The Golden fuckin' Ticket. A fuckin' motivational speech. Fast fuckin' money. Bo fuckin' Dietl. The fuckin' Friday fuckin' Night fuckin' Lights fuckin' Agent. Fun fuckin' coupons. Backwards fuckin' cowgirl. The Mile High fuckin' Club. The fuckin' Artist. Swiss law is the fuckin' shit. Sweating fuckin' bullets. A fuckin' cougar. A money fuckin' costume. The fuckin' Lemmon 714. Fuckin' Urkel. A delayed fuckin' fuse. The fuckin' roll. Fuckin' cocaine spinach. C.P. mother fucking R. Preserving your fuckin' legacy. Naughty by fuckin' Nature. Fuckin' interrogations. Real fuckin' hair. Fuck you Steve Madden! A bumpy fuckin' ride. Bye-bye fuckin' helicopter. Search and fuckin' rescue. InfoFUCKIN'mercials. A fuckin' steakhouse takedown. Sober fuckin' boredom. A 3-pump fuckin' chump. Doing coke Tony fuckin' Montana style. A Tiger fuckin' Woods moment. Fuckin' betrayal. Crash fuckin' landing. ReFUCKIN'building. Fuckin' Scorsese has a fuckin' winner. Fuckin' Leo was the perfect choice for Jordan fuckin' Belfort. Fuck, even Jonah fuckin' Hill shined. Loaded with fucks, fucking, and fuckin' cocaine, this is a film right up my fuckin' alley.

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