Thief ★★★★

Scott Caan's dad in Michael Mann's debut film as the last guy in the world you want to fuck with. Getting your point across. A pot-head jailbird who can't wait to get on the road again. A soulful house-band. The Belushi no one gives a fuck about. A fat-fuck mob boss who talks way too much shit. Dirty cops. Courtroom shenanigans. Front-porch adoptions. Police brutality. A Melville-esque heist. A fun day at the beach. Not playing by the rules. Tuesday's gone with the wind. Blowing every last mutha fuckin thing up. Taking out the trash G.T.A style. Mann's debut fuckin owns.

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