toddhorrorsquad

Co Host of the Horror Squad Podcast

Co Host of the Let's XP Gaming Podcast

Favorite films

  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Jaws
  • Starship Troopers
  • The Return of the Living Dead

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  • Hercules in New York

  • Stepfather 2

    ★★★

  • The Black Phone

    ★★★½

  • The Video Dead

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  • Hercules in New York

    Hercules in New York

    "Now look, that boy of yours is a comer" this line had me rewinding to make sure I heard it correctly.

    The whole movie is essentially Arnold being confused in between bouts of fighting and pushing things/people, carrying things/people, and throwing thing/people. I am so glad that arnold took some acting lessons after this cause boy is he, and most everyone in this, terrible.

    What were they thinking

    Watched for a punishment on the let's xp geek and gaming podcast.

  • Stepfather 2

    Stepfather 2

    ★★★

    Pretty much the same plot of part one, minus this one starting out with Jerry in a psyche ward having survived his ass kicking at the end of part 1. He makes his escape, and sets up shop in CA as a shrink, seemingly focusing on divorced women. He finds his next victims, someones on to him, and repeat.

    Meg Foster, Caroline Williams, and of course O'Quinn are solid. A bit slow just like the first one and adds nothing new. Solid one time watch, but totally not needed since the first ones ending was well done.

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This one is full of lots of issues. From a friendly ghost serial killer nodding to where a weapon is, to a 100 pound skinny lady being able to overpower a full grown WELL EXPERIENCED guy. Add to that a terrible wooden new lead girl, a bunch of copies of the original cast that did nothing, and a complete uninspired laughable final showdown where the killers attempt but fail at doing a billy and stu impersonation. Ugh, lame.

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    When this movie starts hitting, it hits hard. Great gore, awesome leatherface, and a cool setting.

    I do have issues with the political shit that modern horror seems to love to throw in lately, but it just makes me want the cast to be killed off that much more. So I guess it succeeds in that regard, even if you really shouldn't root for the killer because the characters are terrible hypocrites. "Do anything and get cancelled bro...." It would…