Favorite films

  • Two-Lane Blacktop
  • The Last Picture Show
  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence
  • The Magnificent Ambersons

Recent activity

  • Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin


  • Punch-Drunk Love


  • 20th Century Women


  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Pixels


    There is a scene in Pixels in which Kevin James' character (the President of the United States) is baking a cake. He yells, "I'm the sprinkle monster! AH!" and proceeds to throw an inappropriately large quantity of sprinkles onto the cake while making a masturbating motion with the sprinkle container. This scene sort of epitomizes why this is a one-star movie. As soon as you start to think that it's a harmless, cheesy, formulaic-but-somewhat-fun film, Kevin James cums sprinkles onto a cake.

  • Peggy Sue Got Married

    Peggy Sue Got Married


    my response to this film is much more emotional than intellectual. i don't think i've ever seen a film that balances the sweet and fantastical with the realistic and messy quite this well. this is perhaps the best portrayal of love, confusing feelings, marriage and general human relationships that i've seen to date.