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  • Pyewacket



    This has reviewed quite well, but I just spent the whole movie waiting for the slow-burn to pay off. It never did and even the effectively nasty ending wasn't enough to make up for the distinct lack of a compelling story, or indeed any major scares.

  • The Leisure Seeker

    The Leisure Seeker


    Helen Mirren and Donald Sutherland are too brilliant not to occasionally create magic, and that proves to be true. Despite the best efforts of a terrible script, tired direction and a needlessly butt-numbing two hour running time, there are moments of real tenderness in this movie.

    Unfortunately, they're far too spread out to rescue the film from its own soporific tone. It also features illness of the most Hollywood kind. Both Sutherland's mental illness and Mirren's physical one are only triggered at the most plot convenient moments.

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    Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy


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  • Scary Movie 5

    Scary Movie 5


    I have three thoughts:

    1) Yawn.
    2) Sigh.
    3) Just fucking why?