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  • Mary Poppins Returns

    Mary Poppins Returns

    looking at ben whishaw makes me feel absolutely rabid. he and both emilys are wonderful in this bad movie. rob marshall needs to go to director jail. once again i need to say when i look at ben whishaw i truly feel insane. colin firth turns into a sexy wolf. again this movie is very bad. ben whishaw has a handlebar mustache and does the thing he is contractually obligated to do in every performance where he yells and blinks twice and twitches his hand and then immediately bursts into tears and it makes me feel like i am staring into the face of death

  • Julie & Julia

    Julie & Julia


    gotta say, i watched the version on vimeo that’s only the julia child parts and straight up it’s one of the best, most romantic movies of all time, i love it totally and unabashedly. my favorite tucci performance, my second favorite meryl performance. it’s phantom thread but the opposite