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  • It's Such a Beautiful Day
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  • Santa Girl

  • Jonas Brothers Family Roast

    ★½

  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

    ★★★★★

  • Christmas Crush

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  • Santa Girl

    Santa Girl

    maybe it's because this is like the 5th bad christmas movie i've watched this week and my brain is broken but i found this charming. no i will not defend myself

  • Jonas Brothers Family Roast

    Jonas Brothers Family Roast

    not mean enough. nobody who went on that stage was out for blood like they should've been. this is like when the groom's best friend gives a wedding toast and peppers in one or two embarrassing anecdotes. i wanted drama. i wanted to feel secondhand embarrassment on their behalf. i wanted hurt feelings. i wanted to feel guilty for laughing at their pain. this was the most neutered roast i've ever seen.

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  • Seth Rogen's Hilarity for Charity

    Seth Rogen's Hilarity for Charity

    During the part with Jeff Goldblum my roommate asked me who Jeff Goldblum is and I said "you don't know who Jeff Goldblum is??" and she took a closer look and said "wait I know that guy, I saw him eating a salad alone in a hotel lobby a few months ago, then he played the piano. my dad tried to talk to him but he didn't seem to want to. he was wearing a leather jacket." And I thought…

  • Picture This

    Picture This

    do they ever specify how the mom died? because now im convinced the dad murdered her