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  • Mulholland Drive
  • Gone with the Wind
  • Spirited Away
  • Rosemary's Baby

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  • The Exorcist

    ★★★★½

  • Blood Rage

    ★★★½

  • Prince of Darkness

    ★★★★★

  • Tremors

    ★★½

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  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    ½

    6

    To talk about Dear Evan Hansen is to talk about Pan’s Labyrinth. In the months before the release of this film, people all over the Internet marveled at how Ben Platt looked in the promotional material for the film. Marveled at how bad he looks, I mean. A lot of people were talking about him by saying he looked like he was forty, or that he looked like he was sick, or that he looked like he had an…

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★½

    98

    “We have to try.”

    Roughly this time last year, I watched the theatrical cut of Justice League. I hated it, and as a matter of a fact it’s one of the very few films that I’ve ever given a 0. Though I’m very proud of that review, in which I described the film using language in colorful and frankly disgusting variety. The one thing I’ve always regretted about that review was the way I made it all Zack Snyder’s…

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  • The Exorcist

    The Exorcist

    ★★★★½

    94

    The Exorcist is a deeply unpleasant and harrowing film that manages to shock me every time I come back to it. It’s been officially awarded the title of the scariest horror movie of all time. I don’t know if I’d go quite that far, though there are only a few I would hold above it. A lot of people, however, will tell you that it’s not actually that scary. That was my consensus the first time I watched it,…

  • Blood Rage

    Blood Rage

    ★★★½

    74

    An absolutely insane experience that is emphatically not for the people looking for a high brow, well thought out horror film. Is Blood Rage a bad movie? Not necessarily, no. Is it even so bad it’s good? No, I wouldn’t say so. I can’t tell if this is supposed to be funny, in which case the film works wonders. It doesn’t always make me laugh, but enough moments did to the point that I can call it a good…

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  • Cinderella III: A Twist in Time

    Cinderella III: A Twist in Time

    ★★★★★

    You know what?

    Fuck you. Name a joke that doesn't land.

  • Music

    Music

    ½

    1

    Sia Furler Proudly Presents

    Music! or: Neurotypicals Are Segregated Against Too, You Guys. :(

    I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned this on Letterboxd because I try to keep my reviews about the movie rather than myself, but...last November I was diagnosed with Autism, ADHD, Depression, and Anxiety. I call them my four friends so I don’t feel like a freak. I’ve learned a lot about these four things over the last several months, up to and including checking myself…