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  • Mulholland Drive
  • Waitress
  • Spirited Away
  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Suspiria

My Canonical Ranking of the Movies I’ve Given a 5/5

142 films

Otherwise known as my favorite movies. This list does not include short subjects or comedy specials, but strictly feature length…

  • Quo vadis, Aida?
  • Eternals
  • Hotel Transylvania: Transformania
  • The Matrix Resurrections
  • The House

52 Films Made By Women 2022

32 films

Every film directed by a woman that I watched in 2022. Director names in notes.

  • Alien
  • Aliens
  • Prometheus
  • AVP: Alien vs. Predator
  • Alien: Covenant

The Alien Franchise Ranked

8 films

Based on what I’ve seen and personal preference.

  • Magnolia
  • Boogie Nights
  • Licorice Pizza
  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • Hard Eight

The Work of Paul Thomas Anderson Ranked

9 films

Based on what I’ve seen and personal preference.

  • Shrek 2
  • Shrek
  • The Prince of Egypt
  • How to Train Your Dragon 2
  • Chicken Run

The Work of DreamWorks Ranked

43 films

A lot of these movies are very, very bad.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
  • Black Panther
  • Avengers: Endgame
  • Ant-Man and the Wasp
  • Captain America: Civil War

The Marvel Cinematic Universe Ranked

28 films

Based on what I’ve seen and personal preference.

  • Beetlejuice
  • Big Eyes
  • Edward Scissorhands
  • Ed Wood
  • Batman Returns

The Work of Tim Burton Ranked

19 films

Based on what I’ve seen and personal preference.

  • Black Swan
  • mother!
  • The Fountain
  • Requiem for a Dream
  • Noah

The Work of Darren Aronofsky Ranked

7 films

Based on what I’ve seen and personal preference.

  • Amadeus
  • Titanic
  • All About Eve
  • Casablanca
  • The Silence of the Lambs

Every Best Picture Winner Ranked

94 films

Based on what I’ve seen and personal preference.

  • The Incredibles
  • Toy Story 3
  • Finding Nemo
  • Up
  • Toy Story

The Work of Pixar Ranked

25 films

Based on what I’ve seen and personal preference.

  • Heathers
  • Epic Movie
  • ThanksKilling 3
  • Tarzan & Jane
  • Holmes & Watson

My Canonical Ranking of the Movies I’ve Given a 0 or 0.5/5

91 films

Otherwise known as my least favorite movies. This list does not include short subjects or comedy specials, but strictly feature…

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League
  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole
  • Watchmen
  • Army of the Dead

The Work of Zackthony Snydetano Ranked

10 films

Based on what I’ve seen and personal preference.