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  • Black Girl

    Black Girl


    a timely and important document of a period of history that isn’t nearly as over as any of us would like to think - like a lot of social realism i found it a bit dry and one note for my tastes, but i think that speaks to my impatience as a viewer more than anything else

  • Rashomon



    lived up to the hype.  stark and beautiful photography, riveting perfect performances and a pretty brazen structure that all adds up into some real good shit.  nobody can move the camera like kurosawa.  that said half star deducted for what has to be the silliest and most unbelievable duel scene of all time

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  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut


    i have never especially cared for south park as a show but this is one of the greatest musicals of all time and i will fucking die on this hill

  • Twilight


    punch me in the face