You come to me on the day of my clash of clans raid and ask me to make you elder?

Favorite films

  • The Usual Suspects
  • Isle of Dogs
  • Snatch
  • Good Will Hunting

Recent activity

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey


  • Barry Lyndon


  • Don't Look Up


  • The Prestige


Recent reviews

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey


    Film’s 2 and a half hours long but I recommend putting aside 3 hours to watch it because the first time i did i sat there for half an hour just saying “what the fuck” repeatedly. Good tho.

  • Barry Lyndon

    Barry Lyndon


    So thick it’s like a romantic style painting drawn in a bowl of soup

Popular reviews

  • City of God

    City of God


    Damn. This is a masterpiece.
    And it’s so refreshing.
    the brimming culture of Rio de Janeiro is captured through beautifully unique cinematography. It’s so quick but still manages to tell you everything you need to know and so much more.
    The way each part of the story is woven in with the rest is really an exemplar in screenwriting.
    It’s not just action packed, it’s an injection of crack that lasts the whole runtime.
    And even amongst all the action and suspense of the criminal underworld, it still manages to slow down enough to layout some really emotional and really thought provoking moments.

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers


    The best of the three. 
    MY opinion > your opinion. OK.