★ Watched by tomvictor 15 Sep 2021
It's like someone made an off-hand bet that they could make the worst She's All That remake and then got in too deep and started to believe in it
★★★½ Rewatched by tomvictor 13 Sep 2021
This holds up surprisingly well. I am anti-Gilliam and it gives me no pleasure to say this
★★½ Watched by tomvictor 08 Sep 2021
He's definitely fucking the snake, right?
★★★ Watched by tomvictor 07 Sep 2021
Late 90s culture is making up a nickname for yourself that’s just your actual name with ‘the’ before it and ‘-ster’ after
★★★ Watched by tomvictor 06 Sep 2021
[J. Walter Weatherman voice] And that’s why you never go outside
★★★½ Rewatched by tomvictor 04 Sep 2021
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Why did he invite Chuck to the hearing? What benefit did he have being there?
★★★★ Watched by tomvictor 04 Sep 2021
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die
★★★ Watched by tomvictor 01 Sep 2021
ah yes, chekhov's wasps
★★★½ Rewatched by tomvictor 30 Aug 2021
ACAB includes the Crimson Bolt
★★★★ Rewatched by tomvictor 30 Aug 2021
That bee sting is the single most upsetting thing in cinematic history
★★★★ Watched by tomvictor 27 Aug 2021
Guy who has only seen Maps to the Stars, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Maps to the Stars' vibes from this...
★★★ Rewatched by tomvictor 26 Aug 2021
I will never forgive this movie (and the book I guess) for convincing people it is okay to use nouns as adjectives