Letterboxd — Your life in film

I hope the person who came up with the dropped boarding passes plot device had a nice Christmas.

It’s good, but imagine how much better it would be if detective pikachu was voiced by gordon ramsay

Pros: the score; the wordless grunt the guy in the Empire State Building lobby makes; the correct assertion that “they believe anything if it’s in the computer”

Cons: the Redditor energy of the kid; the underuse of David Hyde Pierce; the presence of the name ‘Jonah’ at any level

I cannot in good faith give a star rating to a film which has my cousins in it

More movies should rhyme with their director’s name. Quentin Tarantino’s Gran Torino, Celine Sciamma’s Sweet Home Alabama, Spike Lee’s Rocky III, Aaron Sorkin’s Dead Man Walking

The Caul was coming from inside the house
*taps mic*
Th-
*The people spying on me jolt back at the unexpected sound of me tapping the mic*

This is what I imagine it’s like to follow Elon Musk on Twitter

Goofs: the script implies there are ‘good cops’

Food 20 minutes
Dating 15 minutes 
Flights 8 minutes 
Candles 36 minutes 
Plot 15 minutes 
someone who is good at screenwriting please help me budget this. my family is dying

A triumph in filmmaking and knitwear

My friend’s sister once went to a Tom Green meet and greet where 90% of the people took a copy of this movie for him to sign. She took a copy of Freddy Got Fingered and he laughed in her face.

We bash deadbeat sons but what if the family has bad vibes? Or is unpleasant to be around?