Letterboxd — Your life in film

Not even Almodovar can help me get over a premise which is above all else just lazy. We would lose nothing if this film never existed

these people say real words in the right order but none of it sounds like sentences a human would say with their mouths

Food 20 minutes
Dating 15 minutes 
Flights 8 minutes 
Candles 36 minutes 
Plot 15 minutes 
someone who is good at screenwriting please help me budget this. my family is dying

This script reads like it was written by John Hannah’s character despite him being (a) only in half of it and (b) fictional

I refuse to believe any cast member was given a script which also contained other people’s lines

Who called it a CGI anaconda and not Fake the Snake?

I have already lost by admitting to watching this movie in 2021

Five stars for Nick Offerman and Kathryn Hahn, minus three point five stars for the remainder

I’m not sure what I expected

This movie cost more money than Cristiano Ronaldo