Favorite films

  • Columbus
  • Long Day's Journey Into Night
  • Moonlight
  • Chungking Express

Recent activity

  • Big Time Adolescence


  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


  • White Men Can't Jump

  • Sorcerer


Recent reviews

  • White Men Can't Jump

    White Men Can't Jump

    this was put on in the background while i was building ikea furniture.

    it’s bad

  • Sorcerer



    so stressful and intense, i was in awe. has like three diff scenes of these dudes driving explosive trucks over a rickety bridge. looked incredible on a faded 35mm 4 track mag print from the 70s. good stuff!!

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A fuckin mess.

    I have mixed feelings about them trying to convince us so hard that MCU Peter is working class since people like me were complaining. Like why is Pete on FaceTime saying to MJ that he’s broke while surrounded by Stark tech in Happy’s multi million dollar apartment lmfao. Yeah it’s cool they end on him in a shitty apartment, alone and with no money to pay rent on the first, but all of that feels forced. Aunt…

  • The Benchwarmers

    The Benchwarmers

    Don’t ask me how many times I’ve seen this