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  • The Meg

    The Meg


    [English/ Spanish review]

    Checked: first part of the movie (underwater thrilling adventure with a lab) is on the verge of being great, second part of the movie (daylight mega-shark chase with spearguns and sharkcages) is acceptable and third part (shark attacks a crowded chinese beach with a missing dog and lots and lots of rubber rings) is downright horrible. My advice: one hour and fifteen minutes and your are good to go.

    Comprobado: la primera parte de la película (una…

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp


    [English/ Spanish review]

    It's never too late to have a piece of summer unpretentions blockbuster fun. As easy to enjoy as easy to forget, unless you have a thing with ants playing drums... Seriously, crazy car chases and the (sort of) villain are the best of the lot.

    Nunca es demasiado tarde para disfrutar de un trocito de diversión sin pretensiones estilo blockbuster veraniego. Tan fácil de disfrutar como fácil de olvidar, a menos que te de rollo ver una hormiga tocando la batería... En serio, las locas persecuciones automovilísticas y la (especie de) villana son lo mejor de la función.

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  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel


    [English/ Spanish review]

    Let me be honest with you: this is my first Wes Anderson movie. 

    Hope you are still there. Truth is that there's something in all this man's movies that kept me away, every time I approached: I admit that Bill Murray might be one of them, the other being his particular brand of surrealist humour, that didn't feel appealing to me (as much as I love surrealist humour). Watching The Grand Budapest Hotel, I reassured some of…

  • House



    [English/ Spanish review]

    This movie is like no other. A surrealist nightmare with lysergic effects, a living proof that you only need your (even sick) imagination to break any limit. And that haunted house stories can be told in endless (even sick) ways.

    Esta es una película como no hay otra. Una pesadilla surrealista de efectos lisérgicos, una prueba viva que sólo necesitas tu imaginación (aunque sea enfermiza) para romper cualquier límite. Y que las historias de casas encantadas se pueden contar de infinitud de maneras (aunque sean enfermizas).