Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Extraterrestrial Visitors 1983

  ★½ Watched 09 May 2023

  I didnt realize (until now) that I had this movie since mine is Canadian release under the title The Unearthling.
  I'm not sure if it's a different cut, but I doubt it. I also doubt I'll watch this again any time soon. Ouchy.

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  The Garbage Pail Kids Movie 1987

  ★★½ Watched 19 Apr 2023 1

  Where the fuck are Dodger's parents?

Popular reviews

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  Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal 2001

  ★★★ Watched 11 Jan 2018 6

  Douche-chills: The Motion Picture.
  It's as if some food court druid wrote a script between his shifts at Hot Topic and jerking off to Columbine footage.
  That said, I had a lot of fun watching this. I'm going to watch it again soon and probably once a month or so for the rest of my life.

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  Mooch Goes to Hollywood 1971

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Jul 2019 1

  An absolute dream of a movie. A dog wears funny wigs, lingerie, a helmet while catching a lift to the beach on the back of a motorcycle. Makes loving eyes at Vincent Price while a Wayne/Cassandra style Dreamweaver-esque fantasy plays out in the dogs head. Don't blink or you'll miss Darrin McGavin. Mooch navigates the mean streets of Hollywood while Zsa Zsa offers tips on how to keep it classy ("No nudes is good news"). Transcendent, from start to finish.