Zits ★★½

Who the hell greenlit this unrated family adventure? By all accounts, it's built for the interests of 10 year olds, but occasionally topics like multiple orgasms, female ejactulation and sneaking peeks at tits seemingly come out of nowhere and slap you in the face. I learned more about the sexual nature of humans from this 13 year old girl (Denver) than I ever did in sex ed. The kids need cash fast and decide to sell secrets. Even though the secrets are fake, they somehow penetrate the Russian and US governments like a flick of a switch. This movie comes with a lot of puzzling questions.

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