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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★★

    For a long time, I thought there was no way I could possibly write about my favorite film of all time because I felt like there was nothing I could say that would do it justice. Then I realized, you know, that it doesn’t really matter what I say about it because this film speaks for itself. It is a perfect movie in every way and everything about it is well, perfect. The direction, the camerawork, the score, the lighting,…

  • 10 to Midnight

    10 to Midnight

    ★★★★★

    I finally got a chance to watch this and it is a beautifully glorious sleaze trashterpiece. Cannon, J. Lee Thompson and Charles Bronson is a great combination, but this might be the greatest of them all. 

    Part police procedural and part slasher, I reall couldn’t ask for anything more...but there is! There’s plenty of blood flying and the killer strips nude before he does his thing which means Gene Davis runs around with his dick swinging so often that it’s…

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  • Killjoy 2: Deliverance from Evil

    Killjoy 2: Deliverance from Evil

    ★★

    Yeah this really is what I ended my wonderful SOV week to watch, but I did say I was going to watch all of these so here we goddamn are.

    We don’t even see Killjoy until 38 minutes into the movie which is over half of the total runtime. When he does show up, he doesn’t have the silly shrieky voice from the first one, but his makeup is a bit better so I guess it evens out or something.…

  • Feeders

    Feeders

    ★★★★

    I don’t want to say that SOV week is over because I have decided I need to work at least one SOV film into my weekly rotation always, but the back to back viewings have to pause for now because I’ve got other stuff to get to, like the Killjoy movies and honestly what am I even doing with my life? I’m living it damn well ohkaaaay

    So this was the perfect movie to finish my week long marathon because…

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  • The Haunting of Hill House

    The Haunting of Hill House

    ★★★★★

    Absolutely the best miniseries I have ever seen. Possibly the best miniseries ever made and yes I am absolutely serious.

    Everything in this was the best choice. The whole thing continuously impressed me, but that ending to episode 5 slapped my ass right across the room. Across the goddamn room. The entirety of episode 6 should and will be examined in film schools from here on. Episode 10 gave me so many intense feelings including some that I usually don’t…

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★½

    Hallo-win amiright??

    I had a really good time! Part of that may have been because it’s the first movie I’ve been able to catch in a theater in a while, but I was also really impressed with this. It’s got great fall vibes that feature prominently throughout and I loved that, especially watching it on a cold fall afternoon. I mean sure, the trees seem to have more leaves in some scenes than others but whatever, it’s not like this…