For a long time, I thought there was no way I could possibly write about my favorite film of all time because I felt like there was nothing I could say that would do it justice. Then I realized, you know, that it doesn’t really matter what I say about it because this film speaks for itself. It is a perfect movie in every way and everything about it is well, perfect. The direction, the camerawork, the score, the lighting,…

Hooptober V: A Seond Beginning

2/31: an “anniversary” film

I love all of David Decoteau’s films and yes that includes the 1313 films so maybe my opinion is a bit biased but I thought this was fun. It’s another one of his 90’s dtv one word titles and while I prefer some of his other 90’s dtv one word titles like Shrieker and Witchouse, there’s still plenty to enjoy here.

Aside from the obvious great 90’s dtv vibes and cover…

So I’m talking to Ian and he’s watching Death Wish V and the whole “part V” thing instantly triggers my Obsessive Sequel Disorder and I realize I’ve only seen the first Death Wish and don’t remember any of it and there’s a whole series of them so obviously I need to watch them all, especially because Ian made me watch the trailer for Death Wish III which I’ve already decided is a 5 star masterpiece so I’m basically just watching…

I love these slow, surreal, downbeat 70’s horror jams and this is one of my favorites, if not the favorite. The location is beautiful and haunting and there are some genuinely terrifying scenes of a ghost girl lurking just below the surface of a lake. The title of the movie is awesome but also kinda misleading because it implies some type of evil plot against someone and nothing of the sort happens. Instead, we get one hell of a mood…

I feel like maybe I should be ashamed of how much I enjoyed this.....except I’m not and I never will be. This was great! The critters are absolutely adorable and I was on their team the entire time. This is some exquisite 90’s dtv womderfulness and I am here fit every single moment of it!

This is PG-13 horror done so very right and it’s full of dumb humor that I adore. The characters were all fun and I don’t…