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  • Witchcraft 13: Blood of the Chosen

    Witchcraft 13: Blood of the Chosen

    You would think that for the THIRTEENTH entry in a horror franchise, they would really go all out and make at least a halfway decent movie, but no they don’t. This is actually one of the worst ones and that’s saying something for a series that’s almost all bad.

    Demon white witch lawyer Will Spanner is back again and played by maybe the 8th or 9th new actor. He’s not especially engaging which is pretty much the case for every…

  • Halloween: Resurrection

    Halloween: Resurrection


    Listen I am sorry not sorry, but this movie is so insanely awful that I can’t help but kinda love it.

    Work kicked my ass today so I wanted something that I did not have to think about in any way and this totally fits that criteria. Every time I watch this I seem to find more new terrible things about it and each time I actually enjoy it a bit more for that very reason. Admittedly, there are a…

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  • The Omen

    The Omen


    I have no idea how many times I’ve seen this, but I know I’ve only seen each sequel (maybe) once and I don’t remember those at all so I wanted to revisit them and it just made sense to watch this one again too. I like it, but I don’t love it.

    The story about the rise of the Antichrist has been replicated almost as much as The Exorcist, which paved the way for this movie to be made in…

  • Never Hike Alone

    Never Hike Alone


    If you’ve been yearning for a new Friday the 13th movie well HERE IT IS AND IT IS AWESOME!

    A guy (who I swear looks like Channing Tatum and Christopher Meloni had a baby) goes hiking alone (obvs), stumbles onto the old Crystal Lake campground, runs into Jason himself and the two have a really intense game of cat and mouse. This is a fan film, but really you’d never know it because while the story is simple, the execution…