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  • Suspiria
  • Session 9
  • Sole Survivor
  • Scream

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  • Serial Mom

    ★★★★★

  • Do Me Evil

    ★★★★

  • House II: The Second Story

    ★★★★½

  • House

    ★★★★★

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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    For a long time, I thought there was no way I could possibly write about my favorite film of all time because I felt like there was nothing I could say that would do it justice. Then I realized, you know, that it doesn’t really matter what I say about it because this film speaks for itself. It is a perfect movie in every way and everything about it is well, perfect. The direction, the camerawork, the score, the lighting,…

  • Censor

    Censor

    Love, love, love this! So glad I got it in before the end of the year because it’s definitely one of the best movies I’ve seen in a while and best of 2021 for sure.

    As many horror movies as I watch, it might be odd to know that I really don’t pay attention to what’s coming out and what’s new. I used to be 110% on top of every bit of horror movie news until I realized that the…

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  • Serial Mom

    Serial Mom

    I don’t want anyone to think, in saying this, that im being hyperbolic because I assure you I’m not, but this is probably one of the greatest films ever made.

    John Waters is a legend and I love all of his movies, but this sharp satire on the celebrity status achieved by criminals is just perfect in every scene. You couldn’t ask for a better lead than Kathleen Turner to play the titular deranged mom, but also every single scene…

  • Do Me Evil

    Do Me Evil

    This is only my second time reviewing an adult film and my first time doing a gay one, but I wanted to review it to spread the word about it and also because it’s just stuck with me due to being so surreal and dark.

    The genre here is simply listed as “adult”, but I think horror and drama are also excellent choices. The story, and because this is mid 70’s arthouse porn there is an actual story, is about…

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  • The Haunting of Hill House

    The Haunting of Hill House

    Absolutely the best miniseries I have ever seen. Possibly the best miniseries ever made and yes I am absolutely serious.

    Everything in this was the best choice. The whole thing continuously impressed me, but that ending to episode 5 slapped my ass right across the room. Across the goddamn room. The entirety of episode 6 should and will be examined in film schools from here on. Episode 10 gave me so many intense feelings including some that I usually don’t…

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    This was much better than I was expecting it to be! I can’t believe so many people are comparing this to the original when not even the actual original sequel tried to do that? Like did y’all forget that Tobe himself knew there was no point trying to recreate the tone of his own work so he went in the completely opposite direction?

    There were plenty of terrific tense moments and more than a couple of scenes that totally caught…