Creepshow ★★★★★

Listen bitches I am WAY too drunk right now to give you a cohesive review so lemme just say that this movie is 5 stars if anything was ever 5 stars and I could watch it a million times and never get tired of it. One of the only decent memories I have of my father is watching this movie and it was so unbelievably scary when I was that young, but that’s also why I loved it even then.

My favorite segment changes every so often, but right now it’s a toss-up between Father’s Day and The Crate because DUH. If you haven’t seen this then I’m embarrassed for you true story because it is the template to which all anthology horror films should follow, k?

I don’t have a problem YOU have a problem.