Tori πŸ›

movies should be short, ugly, horny and unionized

Favorite films

  • Sunset Boulevard
  • Stop Making Sense
  • Sans Soleil
  • Mikey and Nicky

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  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

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  • Halloween

  • Somewhere in Time

  • The Stepford Wives

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  • Bernie

    Bernie

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    Bernie is to Methodism what Bad Lieutenant is to Catholicism

  • The Brady Bunch Movie

    The Brady Bunch Movie

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    It’s me the new Jan Brady let’s knock over a 7/11

    I love various decades!

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  • The Other Boleyn Girl

    The Other Boleyn Girl

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    A sex scene between Benedict cumberbatch and scarlet Johansson is the most ungodly thing ever put to film

  • Ginger & Rosa

    Ginger & Rosa

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    Is Elle Fanning the greatest actress of our generation?
    Is there such a thing as a decent straight man?
    Should I start wearing turtlenecks?
    All important questions Ginger & Rosa raises.