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  • The 2nd

    The 2nd

    ★★

    This 2020 release encapsulates perfectly how awful 2020 has been for humanity.

    Worth seeing for the Weight Room fight alone though.

  • The 12 Dogs of Christmas

    The 12 Dogs of Christmas

    ★½

    All the dogs in this movie are probably dead by now.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ½

    Star Wars status: Dead.
    You know you screwed up when the prequels were more coherent films than this mess. Rian Johnson is the biggest hack of a director.
    Fuck Disney. Fuck the Porgs. Fuck Poe. Fuck Rey. Fuck Rose. Fuck Snoke.
    FUUUUUU. YES I AM MAD.
    Poor Mark Hamill, he tried to warn us. George Lucas we are terribly sorry.
    Fuck this film and fuck nu-Star Wars.

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    ★★★★★

    My peen was fully erected for 142 minutes straight