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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ½

    There is only one (1) way to save Star Wars after this abomination:

    Disney executives letting Jon Favreau and Dave Filoni create a new sequel trilogy that will retcon all the Kathleen Kennedy crap.

  • Ford v Ferrari

    Ford v Ferrari

    ★★★½

    The latest addition in movies women will not get.
    American propaganda at its finest, and I liked every minute of it.
    Solid movie.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ½

    Star Wars status: Dead.
    You know you screwed up when the prequels were more coherent films than this mess. Rian Johnson is the biggest hack of a director.
    Fuck Disney. Fuck the Porgs. Fuck Poe. Fuck Rey. Fuck Rose. Fuck Snoke.
    FUUUUUU. YES I AM MAD.
    Poor Mark Hamill, he tried to warn us. George Lucas we are terribly sorry.
    Fuck this film and fuck nu-Star Wars.

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    ★★★★★

    My peen was fully erected for 142 minutes straight