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Animal Protector 1988
David Carradine hangs around drinking in a castle while bootleg Swedish John Candy beats up sailors. Hardly any animals actually get protected and the whole thing is just fairly crap unfortunately.
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The Devil 1981
"Ding Dong, get some men to tie him up!"
This is a treat of disgusting East Asian supernatural chaos with all the worms and goo you could ask for. If vomiting up snakes before being burned at the stake isn't something you like the sound of them I'm afraid this won't be for you.
Sadly held back by boring relationship drama side plots at times the film still kept me entertained throughout, constantly awaiting the next spray of insects orβ¦
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The Vigil 2019
This may be easily brushed off as another bunch of Blumhouse bullshit, but I believe there is a lot more to this film. Let me explain...
Let me first say this does have three key flaws. The lighting for the most part aims for moody and glum but lands more into the range of 'I wish I could see a bit more'. Alongside this, the middle act of the film has 3-4 jump scares that were not earned and reallyβ¦
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Python 2000
A big blurry CGI snake melts and mauls the hapless residents of a town populated entirely by what appears to be bad sitcom characters.
A completely ridiculous mess that's so bad it's good. Robert Englund hams it up and Casper Van Dien has a horrible accent and moustache. The snake looks like a stretched out poop rat and I love it. Fun trash!