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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2023 2

  I appreciated this for what it is (a sturdily mounted, impressively scaled, stuffy and uneven Wikipedia rundown biopic) but I would have killed for a whole movie that was just Napoleon and Josephine being absolute freaks to each other with all the other stuff sitting on the periphery.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★ Watched 22 Nov 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  A scary cautionary tale about how people less rich than you are dangerous little freaks that will kill your entire family and take over your massive countryside estate. A hilariously tame attempt at provocation. At least Barry hangs dong.

Popular reviews

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  Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 2022

  ★★ Watched 03 Oct 2022 4

  If I ever see Lyle in the fucking street it's gonna be immediately on sight. This chunky goofy faced motherfucker's not gonna know what the fuck hit him. Back the fuck up Lyle

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  The Sadness 2021

  ★ Watched 29 Sep 2021 19

  I can appreciate making a movie like this where the idea is to be such a viscerally nihilistic reaction to the pandemic and society’s response to it, but this is worthless edgelord fake-provocative garbage. I’m down with splatter movies and even sexual provocation intertwined with violence (I love HELLRAISER!) but this is the product of someone just seeing how “fucked up” and “depraved” they can get with nothing to actually say about any of it. I left the Q&A after…