If you’re gonna make shit up, at least make it interesting.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Woof. A cowardly pandering Rube Goldberg machine of a story that unravels a bunch of the interesting stuff from Last Jedi.
So many little annoyances:
Why doesn’t Kylo clue into the whereabouts of Rey immediately when she’s holding the dagger the entire time they’re talking? Only when the Vader mask falls.
Pretty sure they had Rey adopt Skywalker as a last name just so they could title the movie, because otherwise it makes no fucking sense.
Palpatine? Why tho? How? WTF?…