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Garth Marenghi's Darkplace 2004
"The mist cleared, however a different mist remained - mistunderstanding, which thankfully was metaphorical and not quite as dangerous."
It's ironic how a show about a loser who fancies himself a genius, has some of the most ingenious writing I've ever seen in comedy.
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The Island of Giant Insects 2020
"If I let you ladies go it'll be just like 'Murder Retreat 3: Sad Time Kiddos'. Know what I mean?"
"Yeah, I really don't, but I'm gonna say fuck you anyway!"
"Get cultured, whore-biscuit! You wanna play hardball with me, do ya?"
"It's softball, fucko!"This movie (at least the English dub) consists of:
5% disgusting, weirdly fetishistic death scenes55% really boring establishing shots, montages and exposition scenes
40% awesome insults in awful dialgogue, delivered by a cast of…
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Verotika 2019
I can't stress enough just how awful and unfun this "movie" is to watch.
The stories are nonsensical and every other scene just consists of the same event happening over, and over, and over, and over again. I am not exaggerating, it's like the director wanted to shoot maximum coverage, but then couldn't decide which parts he wanted in the finished film, so he just included everything.
The effects are terrible. Case and point, there's a scene with mist in…
