I would've gifted Simon with a chair instead of an even taller pillar but that's just me.

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker and Avengers: Endgame are culture engulfing nostalgia beholden nightmares. Cowardly made-by-committee substitutions for art. Disney has swooped in and recreated culture in their image, force feeding and hand holding the masses these plastic simulacrums which refuse to take a stand, refuse to say anything, refuse to communicate any challenging idea or moral shade of grey through moving image. And the really fucking sad thing is, they've won.

That SPACE JAM has become a sort of bizarre nostalgia based cult classic while BACK IN ACTION has become virtually forgotten is a crime against good taste.