I'm utterly speechless. This is hands-down one of the best movies I've seen in a movie theater, and was probably the best birthday present I could have received. Not only is it on par with the 1982 original, but it is completely its own monster, and there's a lot that could have gone wrong with this. Thankfully, Denis Villeneuve knows what he's doing. Can we just all agree that this dude is the filmmaker of this generation? The dude is…