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  • Digimon Adventure: Last Evolution Kizuna

    Digimon Adventure: Last Evolution Kizuna

    ★★★★

    A beautiful, but heart-wrenching, way to tell fans that have aged with the series that it's ok to grow up. I'm going to need a moment.

  • Bleach

    Bleach

    ★★★½

    All ya gotta do is drink all your milk.

    [guitar riff]

    Milk.

    [guitar riff]

    Milk.

    [guitar riff]

    Milk.

    All ya gotta do is drink all your milk.

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  • Gibby

    Gibby

    A low point in Crystal the monkey's career, in which she takes on the role of an ordinary Capuchin, when in reality, she is so much more. Didn't Phil Gorn realize he was working with an A-lister?

  • Sharknado

    Sharknado

    +1 point for censoring "aww shit" with "aww shepard".

    +5 points for the man that makes an inevitable period joke after seeing blood in the water.

    +10 points for the man that blames everything on the government.

    -100 points for casting sharks that have no talent for acting.