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  • Extra Ordinary

    Extra Ordinary


    “Can one not just sacrifice a virgin in peace?”

    SONG: Death By Sex by Kim Petras - look this song doesn’t entirely make sense for this film but it’s close enough, stream this album anyway 😈


    Possessed magpies, the wildest threesome you could possibly imagine, childbirth, Will Forte, jars of ectoplasm, trash donuts, and more..,

    ... what an extraordinarily delightful and thoroughly original film Extra Ordinary is! Such a pleasant surprise!!! 

    I loved every second of this. It’s…

  • Jarhead



    “Every war is different. Every war is the same.”

    SONG: Rooster by Alice in Chains - sorry, Swofford, you guys don’t get your own music from me either


    How Jardhead is not considered to be one of the greatest war films ever made is beyond me. It’s an incredibly harrowing, disturbing, downright masterful telling of the soul crushing experience a real Navy Seal endured during the lead up to Operation Desert Storm as well as the aftermath. Sure,…

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    “Alright, have it your way - I like your cooking.”

    I’m gonna start off by saying what literally every single Letterboxd user is going to say in regards to this film; hell, what literally fucking everyone with a BRAIN is going to say in regards to this film - Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe’s performances are absolutely transcendent and cannot possibly receive enough praise. The Lighthouse features an exceptionally rare level of talent, pitting two brilliant actors against one another…

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame



    •Captain America: the FIRST and the MOTHER FUCKING B E S T AVENGER. There will be no debate.

    •Robert Downey Jr. being cast as Iron Man is one of the greatest things to happen in human history, and I’m not kidding. Without his Tony Stark, we don’t get ANY of this. Thank you, RDJ.

    •I am a liiittle disappointed Luis didn’t recap the past 5 years to Scott Lang, but hey, no movie is really perfect. But. Damn.…