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  • The Mummy

    The Mummy


    A near perfect adventure film. They simply do not make them like this anymore. Energetic, fun, and exciting. Always brings a warm feeling to my cockles when I watch it. A true fucking classic.

  • Rocket Attack U.S.A.

    Rocket Attack U.S.A.

    Basically unwatchable. Quite possibly the dullest film I’ve seen yet.

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  • Tell Your Children

    Tell Your Children

    Fucking boring, slow, ugly to look at, and very, very, stupid. Don’t know why people build this one up so much. Honestly, just avoid it. You won’t have fun.

  • Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue

    Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue


    The people who made this have never smoked a joint in their lives. Didn’t enjoy this, not really that funny.