Aside from reacting to her movie husband's messiness, Lady Gaga gets little to do as the film progresses. Yet Gaga molds a magnificent character and performance out of Ally.. imagine what she could have done if the film hadn't slowly sidelined her.

I liked:
The awful, wholly unnecessary use of early 2000s CG.
The absolutely ridiculous set piece in the treetops.
How the characters would yell "here i am come and get me" as a reall piss poor strategy for distraction.
The cackling.

I disliked:
Elisza dushku asking the man every two seconds "what should we do now ???????".
The ableist bullshit with facial difference being used as shortcut to representing "horror", "cannibals" and "evil".
Bland af characters.
Eliza only shot off one arrow.
Their attempts to make the dude come off as a badass.

I demand Paris Geller: A Century in the Life

Knocked off 1/2 a star for not showing even one second of Ollie and Ben's shirtless dance routine.