truck wife

I'll give you something to cry about.

Favorite films

  • Caravaggio
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • August Underground
  • La Ciénaga

Recent activity

  • Isle of Dogs

  • Hush

  • The Guard

  • Texas Chainsaw 3D

Recent reviews

  • The Guard

    The Guard

    I Didnt love this. I thought it was bad. Even if i laughed once or twice. Anyway the other day I was auditing a class at a cafe and I was zoning out And then it started to rain really hard outside and when I got back in the car it smelled like rot and it turns out a family of mice crawled into the engine and they all died. Before that though back in the cafe I made eye…

  • Texas Chainsaw 3D

    Texas Chainsaw 3D

    If I had a time machine I would see this in the movie theater then go back further and kill my infant self with a croquet mallet

Popular reviews

  • All About Lily Chou-Chou

    All About Lily Chou-Chou

    This was so good and I love it And its one of the best movies ive ever seen And I shouldnt have watched it because now Im just so broken. I have been thinking a lot about the man who threw a pie at the mona lisa the other day...This movie iss fucking me UP Omfg. And I have had 3 cups of coffee. I am so glad i spent all of my formative adolescent years being groomed I Think thats the only way u can learn wat real love is

  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future

    This was good. I think it was effective and beautiful. I loved all of the imagery and I think it was very sad. I think the things David Cronenberg has to say are all very keen and astute. Lea seydoux is my favorite actress. If she wanted to cut me open and make out with the wound I would say Okay fine.