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  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    ★★★

    online

    ok, it wasn't as great as i was expecting from all the hype.
    but yes, i am too also a sucker for plugging in amazing non
    seemingly appropriate music and loving it.

    this didn't get to deadpool level for me, but overall, i laughed and enjoyed it on a higher level than almost all other comic books movies these days.

  • Self/less

    Self/less

    Hbogo

    Hrm. Why is ryan is so many body switch movies?

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  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★

    didn't think i would like this.

    i was right.

    oscar bait. pretty people who can not sing or dance in a musical.

  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    ½

    online stream

    umm. so i didn't read the housewife book because i knew the history
    behind it. it's TWILIGHT. no literally. the whole thing trickled down from a "sexy" "s&m" Twilight online fan fiction story. I never thought it could be something I was into.

    When the movie got into production, I was wanted it to go all out, because people talked like the book was pretty intense as far as the "sexy" "s&m" stuff.

    but this entirely too long…