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  • Final Destination 2

    Final Destination 2


    Compared to the first one, loses major clout for not having Nine Inch Nails sing the name of the movie. But it's still hilariously entertaining to see an extended set piece built around an entire Incubus song. Plus Tony Todd rips a nipple ring off a corpse with pliers.

  • It



    I liked when the clown drooled a lot, and a couple of the jokes the kid made about fucking his friend's mom were funny. It's an ok night out and it looks alright, but I'm not sure I have the stomach for these toothless, nostalgic ass, focus group products the ol' dream factory churns out these days.

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  • Fury



    Fury Drinking Game:
    1. Drink when Shia Labeouf cries

    yeah that should be enough

  • Big Trouble in Little China

    Big Trouble in Little China


    What cults wish they were made of. Complete with Kurt Russell's humbling portrayal of an eternally wandering soul. In a world where knives win in gun fights and there isn't a problem kung fu can't solve, the orients reign supreme. Don't let the macho man on the cover fool you, he's just the sidekick.