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  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
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  • The Simpsons in Plusaversary

    ★½

  • Elvis

    ★★½

  • The Bob's Burgers Movie

    ★★★★

  • The Haunting of Hill House

    ★★★★

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  • The Simpsons in Plusaversary

    The Simpsons in Plusaversary

    As long as we have your credit card number
    It will automatically renew

    This is dumb. But at least it's short.

    Streaming on Disney Plus.

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    What about you, Mr. Presley? Are you ready to fly?

    If you've ever seen footage of Elvis in the latter stages of his career, it seems very fitting that a biopic about him would be undone by an excess of style over substance and a bulging middle. Perhaps even more fittingly, Baz Luhrmann's film ends not with a bang but with an unceremonious whimper.

    I was very young when Elvis died - he belonged to my parent's generation, not mine.…

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned.

    Bong Joon-Ho can really do no wrong. I can’t describe how good this was without spoiling it. But just know - totally worth your time. Don’t let the subtitles scare you away. This is an Oscar-caliber film. See It. 

    Added to: Bong Joon-Ho Ranked, 2019 Ranked, Best of the Decade

  • 1917

    1917

    Down to Valhalla or up to the throne
    He travels the fastest who travels alone

    A cinematic experience unlike anything else you’re going to see this year. Do yourself a favor and see this on the largest screen with the best sound system you can - this will not be the same on home video. And be prepared to have your heart racing for 2 hours straight. 

    The film is an incredible achievement from top to bottom, but the immersive…