Favorite films

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • Arrival
  • Fargo
  • Reservoir Dogs

Recent activity

  • Little Fish


  • Army of Darkness


  • Megamind


  • Hud


Pinned reviews

  • Fargo


    And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here y'are. And it's a beautiful day. Well... I just don't understand it.

    The Coen brothers made several exceptionally good films prior to this, but Fargo was - for mainstream audiences, at least - their real coming out party. With some vital assistance from Carter Burwell's haunting score, Roger Deakins behind the camera, and Frances McDormand,…

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    Thank you for giving our precious Pussy a ride home. We love Pussy.
    Yes, we do.

    Say what you want about Quentin Tarantino, the man knows how to make me walk out of a 2 hour and 40 minute movie with a huge fucking smile on my face. Very Highly Recommended.

    Added to: Tarantino Ranked, 2019 Ranked, Best of the Decade

Recent reviews

  • Little Fish

    Little Fish

    Some people snap all at once, other people fade away. I'm not really sure which one is worse.

    A romantic drama with an intriguing concept that feels like a deliberate riff on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but set in the midst of a global memory loss pandemic. The Keegan Dewitt score is a highlight. Hearing Olivia Cooke use her real English accent onscreen for the first time, though, threw me for a complete loop. The director tries a…

  • Army of Darkness

    Army of Darkness

    Klatu. Verata... Ni-[cough]

    Sam Raimi's signature brand of slapstick humor and low-tech horror effects travel to the dark ages for the final entry in his signature horror trilogy that should definitely have been titled Medieval Dead. Bruce Campbell plays Ash, the iconically over-confident idiot with a boom-stick, to absolute perfection, and Raimi has an absolute blast torturing him, poking, slapping, punching, and throwing dirt on that perfect square-jawed face.

    My one complaint with this otherwise terrifically fun movie is that…

Popular reviews

  • Parasite



    You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned.

    Bong Joon-Ho can really do no wrong. I can’t describe how good this was without spoiling it. But just know - totally worth your time. Don’t let the subtitles scare you away. This is an Oscar-caliber film. See It. 

    Added to: Bong Joon-Ho Ranked, 2019 Ranked, Best of the Decade

  • 1917


    Down to Valhalla or up to the throne
    He travels the fastest who travels alone

    A cinematic experience unlike anything else you’re going to see this year. Do yourself a favor and see this on the largest screen with the best sound system you can - this will not be the same on home video. And be prepared to have your heart racing for 2 hours straight. 

    The film is an incredible achievement from top to bottom, but the immersive…