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  • Vampire Academy

    Vampire Academy

    I don't think the people who read the books know what this is about either.

    Can you believe how hard it is to be a royal teenage vampire in highschool and your best friend has to be the one to protect you, but she's really bad at it oh and she can also see what you see? And she wants to date a 40 year old and they almost had sex but he burnt her dress and they didn't? Also, let's explain everything to you for 45 minutes and then nothing happen.

  • The Emperor's New Groove

    The Emperor's New Groove

    ★★★★

    Oooooohhhh, now I understand why Tumblr is all about this movie. It's pretty good.

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  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★★

    That one big spoiler everyone talks about happens in like the first five minutes and that other one happens when you totally expect it AND THEN LIKE FIFTY OTHER COOL THINGS HAPPEN and it was fun and they used the force.

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II

    ★★★½

    Dude gets shot and still goes around killing. Gets shot in BOTH EYES and still swings around a knife. DUDE'S A BEAST.

    They were like "Let's make it edgier AND give these characters more!" and then got bored and realized that maybe they should just kill them.