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  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind

    Close Encounters of the Third Kind

    ★★★★

    Can you imagine being the guy who got to play the music to the aliens and he's all, "See Mrs. Gornacheski! I can play! 15 years of lessons and you said I'd never amount to any thing! But look at me now!" Also that tall alien was some kind of spooky.

    SOMEHOW I'd never seen like the first 2/5ths of the movie and now everything makes way more sense and it's a lot less scary than when I was six and saw it.

  • Dunkirk

    Dunkirk

    ★★★★½

    Much loud. Very water.

    Once more unto the old breach? Just like Dunkirk, eh old boy? Alright, I'm in.

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  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★★

    That one big spoiler everyone talks about happens in like the first five minutes and that other one happens when you totally expect it AND THEN LIKE FIFTY OTHER COOL THINGS HAPPEN and it was fun and they used the force.

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II

    ★★★½

    Dude gets shot and still goes around killing. Gets shot in BOTH EYES and still swings around a knife. DUDE'S A BEAST.

    They were like "Let's make it edgier AND give these characters more!" and then got bored and realized that maybe they should just kill them.