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  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★★

    If aliens on some cool spaceships tell you to be cool and talk to people and be cool, YOU LISTEN.

    Shoutout to the guy explaining the movie in the theater three minutes before the credits rolled.

  • Hidden Figures

    Hidden Figures

    ★★★★

    What do you know about math? Nothing because these ladies are better than you at everything. Get rekt nerds. Also: topical and the book is very good too.

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  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★★

    That one big spoiler everyone talks about happens in like the first five minutes and that other one happens when you totally expect it AND THEN LIKE FIFTY OTHER COOL THINGS HAPPEN and it was fun and they used the force.

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II

    ★★★½

    Dude gets shot and still goes around killing. Gets shot in BOTH EYES and still swings around a knife. DUDE'S A BEAST.

    They were like "Let's make it edgier AND give these characters more!" and then got bored and realized that maybe they should just kill them.