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  • Monstrum

    Monstrum

    ★★★

    I appreciate when movies unabashedly pick a theme and stick to it. They didn’t complicate things here. We have a monster, it kills a shit slew of people, so we should probably kill it. The pace is solid and the action is consistent.

    #TeamSparkles

  • Killer Sofa

    Killer Sofa

    ★★

    It’s a barcalounger!

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  • Re-Animator

    Re-Animator

    ★★★★½

    Don't expect it to tango, it's got a broken back!

    So, let's just get this out of the way now. Yes,
    - this is the first time I've seen this
    - it took me way longer than it should have
    - I'm a moron

    Is this the campiest of all 80's horror classics? I'm not entirely certain, but its got to be up there. What I definitely will say is that this pays homage to so many things and that…

  • The Loved Ones

    The Loved Ones

    ★★★½

    It was finger lickin' good!

    The recipe is familiar, but the execution was surprisingly solid. Look past the weird backstories, especially with the lead, and just embrace the oddities, incest and sadism.

    Bonus Star
    +1/2 for the Chief of Police and his amazing investigating skills