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  • Suffragette


    Don’t watch this.

    Watch this: youtu.be/n38bf7c82Pc

    Required for class. It took strong actors, an interesting premise and puts you to bed like a gummy melatonin with its poor script and basic cinematography. I wanna be cool about this because it’s a woman director, but watching this all the way through felt like they were trying to make me feel the 50 years it took these suffragettes to win.

    Also: youtu.be/ED3SBJhawcA

  • Bay of Angels

    Bay of Angels


    Utterly decimating. 
    Sheer Perfection.

    Every gambler knows
    That the secret to survivin‘
    Is knowin' what to throw away
    And knowin' what to keep
    'Cause every hand's a winner
    And every hand's a loser

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  • The Last Black Man in San Francisco

    The Last Black Man in San Francisco


    Mommy originally hails from the bay. Took her and my best gay to this, this afternoon. Alden cried 5 times and in the lobby afterward. We group hugged it out. And mom insisted we get ice cream to process. Even an old, icey-veined woman, such as myself,  found herself sniveling, multiple times. The clothes were great. The cinematography was great. Sets were beautiful. The portrait of black artistry at odds with black toxic masculinity, pitch perfect. The pacing and length…

  • Parasite



    Didn’t see that coming. Hot damn, their pickling game was unparalleled.