adam mckay is a coward for not letting miss amy adams play dick cheney and that’s THAT
i literally can't string together a coherent sentence rn like i'm so afghjsaghdjshjk i love being alive!!! even though i'm really messed up and broken and not okay!!!! that's ok bc i can still be a hero and i still deserve love and my life can still be beautiful!!! i can't stop crying emma stone you're a real one
alissa violet: i wasn't allowed to have guys over, but he'd bring models over while i was in the house and tell them they could be in team 10 if they let him fuck them. also he stole all my money.
jake paul: *does terrible thing*
shane: do you think maybe you did [insert terrible thing] because [insert excuse like "your parents," "your childhood," "the culture you were brought up in" in order to absolve jake of any personal responsibility]?
jake paul: yeah... like... yeah
shane: *starts crying* i am so moved