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  • Vice


    adam mckay is a coward for not letting miss amy adams play dick cheney and that’s THAT

  • Maniac



    i literally can't string together a coherent sentence rn like i'm so afghjsaghdjshjk i love being alive!!! even though i'm really messed up and broken and not okay!!!! that's ok bc i can still be a hero and i still deserve love and my life can still be beautiful!!! i can't stop crying emma stone you're a real one

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  • On the Basis of Sex

    On the Basis of Sex


    how did this movie turn armie hammer from a man who i barely tolerate into a man who i cherish and respect?? only ruth bader ginsburg has the power to influence me like that

  • Mary Poppins Returns

    Mary Poppins Returns


    someone make a list of movies where the “siblings” have way too much chemistry thanks

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  • The Mind of Jake Paul

    The Mind of Jake Paul


    PART 7
    alissa violet: i wasn't allowed to have guys over, but he'd bring models over while i was in the house and tell them they could be in team 10 if they let him fuck them. also he stole all my money.
    shane: *crickets*

    PART 8
    jake paul: *does terrible thing*
    shane: do you think maybe you did [insert terrible thing] because [insert excuse like "your parents," "your childhood," "the culture you were brought up in" in order to absolve jake of any personal responsibility]?
    jake paul: yeah... like... yeah
    shane: *starts crying* i am so moved

  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    The Twilight Saga: New Moon


    tag yourself, i'm edward telling bella how much he wishes he could kill himself in the middle of english class