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  • Where the Dead Go to Die

    Where the Dead Go to Die

    Low quality YouTube upload

    "Why? Why did you do that?"

    "Be- because your... your... your dad's penis... is...is where... the sin originated. We... we... we had to cut off the source."

    Alright, I'll say it right now: 0/5. Don't fucking watch this movie. It's awful.

    So this movie is basically what would happen if Vìdeo Brinquedo made a cheap knock-off of A Serbian Film. The animation is fucking awful. It looks like an unfinished PS2 game. It makes FoodFight!

  • Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

    Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie


    Amazon Prime

    "I got a lot of stuff going around in my head. I've got to sort it out, and it will help to not have you RIGHT IN MY FUCKING FACE THE WHOLE TIME!"

    Let me start this review by saying I fucking love Tim and Eric. I remember picking up a DVD of their Awesome Show, Great Job!, at a nearby used DVD shop and when I watched the first episode, I loved the shit out of…

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  • Paw Patrol: The Movie

    Paw Patrol: The Movie


    The 10 minute long gay sex scene was a little odd for a kids' movie, but it was still a pretty good movie overall.

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey


    HBO Max

    "I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me. And I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

    This was in my watchlist on HBO Max for the longest time, yet never got around to watching it until today. And I gotta say, I'm impressed.

    I can't say for sure that this will be one of my favorite movies, since the story wasn't very engaging for me, and the first 15 minutes felt kind of boring. But the impressive visuals and the fantastic directing puts this at a 9/10.