This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
chris evans is way too hot to ever freeze to death
so many minor things are needlessly nonsensical (WHO are they expecting to believe Vanessa Kirby and Jason Statham are roughly the same age? WHAT is Ryan Reynolds doing in this cinematic universe? HOW did the Rock put on cargo pants on approximately three seconds?) but I DON’T CARE and neither does this movie, apparently.