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  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • Freddy Got Fingered
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  • Morbius

  • Big Night


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  • Lost Highway


Recent reviews

  • Morbius


    Yeah….it’s bad but not the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Thankfully it’s not too long and there are some genuinely funny fuck ups in the film (like the flashback of 25 years where 50 year old Jared Leto is played by a 12 years old, the whole “Milo” name thing, the crappy editing and CGI) but it’s mostly just a boring slog. Considering how Jared Leto is the worst part of so many movies for me (Blade Runner 2049 and…

  • Big Night

    Big Night


    For me….perfection. Wouldn’t change a thing about it. Pure joy.

Popular reviews

  • Evil Dead

    Evil Dead


    Ayyyyy dis is how you do a remake bruh!!! (take notes Mr. Robert Zombie!)

    I could just feel the enthusiasm and energy in this one. Nobody was phoning it in. The cinematography, direction, editing, set design, all very polished but still so damn grimy and disgusting.

    The gore in this is some all time shiz!! I don’t think I’ve seen gore this EPIC and cinematic. You know lil Nicky squeamish so i was watching dis like 🙈

    Big ups to…

  • Malignant




    A real love letter to horror, James Wan is basically a kid in a toy store here, but it doesn’t feel derivative to me at all.

    James Wan is truly a maestro. One of the best of his era. He wont get a ton of love from the critics but he’s amazing at his craft and clearly pushing his limits and trying new things. There were some jaw dropping shots and set pieces here.

    Thought the…