Kong: Skull Island

Kong: Skull Island ★½

Just give me a slice of life Kong movie please please god please without the horrible army people and scientists just big monsters that don’t look like overwrought concept art I just want Kong vs giant squid without the unconscionable use of Vietnam and the same three songs forever and ever who are these people? Who made this so boring!!!! I would KILL for a Chicago hot dog

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