sal

i watch way more tv than movies anymore! but i still love movy

Favorite films

  • Cléo from 5 to 7
  • The Fifth Element
  • Lady Bird
  • Blade Runner 2049

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  • The To Do List

  • Friends: The Reunion

  • Luca

  • Zola

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  • The To Do List

    The To Do List

    watched this on an airplane and felt like it was watching two hours of an snl sketch that should have been a good 2 mins. and its snl on a bad day. did not laugh even once. the 80s aesthetic is just an excuse to make outdated jokes. and im a fan of the idea of a sex comedy but this is so mediocre wtf and there are so many jokes with kids or with weird age stuff just stop being weird u guys. stop being so weird

  • Friends: The Reunion

    Friends: The Reunion

    i have never seen friends in my life

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  • Mona Lisa Smile

    Mona Lisa Smile

    - maggie gyllenhall is an icon, also gay
    - love kirsten dunst films where shes kind of a bitch
    - connie's baby bangs deserved better
    - the last scene had me ugly crying

  • Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

    Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

    ★★★★

    this movie is unabashed fantasy bc

    1. there is no way it was that easy to just drivw all around freakin manhattan (and brooklyn) like that and not have it take hours

    2. michael cera giving anyone at all an orgasm with his jittery nervous white boy fingers????

    anyways i also unabashedly stan this movie because it encapsulates every mushy wild fantasy i had when i would stay up late in high school.