RSS feed for Ty

Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Recent reviews

More
  • Ghoulies

    Ghoulies

    ★★

    Yo, Renny Harlan owes Luca Bercovici a six-pack and handshake for straight cribbing that long-tounge bait and switch gag for Nurse Marcie Kruger in NOES3... subsequently I owe Harlan the same for jumpstarting my puberty with said stolen gag. This movie sucks, BTW.

  • Ghoulies II

    Ghoulies II

    ★★

    First watch since I was a kid and got funny feelings when the two "teens" got their mouths stuck together by monster snot. Not as titillating as I remember; at least I'll always have Nurse Marcie in NOES3.

Popular reviews

More
  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Aside from the beat-for-beat mirroring of the original film seriously deflating the drama and suspense, I rather liked this episode. 

    However, the story is like a coincidence got in a wrestling match with fate and the punch-up crew from the MCU was commentating. And, I get why they did it and the end result could be the best set-up for a budding "new" franchise, but still kinda dodgy.


    I really want an explanation for why R2 happened to "come to"…

  • The Art Of Dying

    The Art Of Dying

    ★★★★

    Wings Hauser's opus oozes sleeze like a street-condom on parade day. The film opens with our hero, a cop, also Hauser, responding to a domestic disturbance by tossing a battered housewife out a 4 story window then choking-out her husband as the lug laments her death.

    Hauser is the kind of Alpha Male who keeps his milk on a ledge behind the kitchen sink to avoid dehydration during spontaneous grudgefucking. Think about how much confidence that takes...

    Later, he literally…