Favorite films

  • Wet Hot American Summer
  • Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • Dirty Dancing

Recent activity

  • Love & Death


  • Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp


  • Little Darlings


  • Inferno


Pinned reviews

  • Groundhog Day

    Groundhog Day


    So, how did Phil convince his piano teacher that, despite having no memories of the loop, she was responsible for his amazing ability on his "perfect day" run? Anyone?...

    This has bothered me since I was ten years old.

Recent reviews

  • Love & Death

    Love & Death


    Horny Elizabeth Olsen in a sweaty volleyball outfit? I did something right in my life. Not as right as whatever Jesse Plemons did, but not bad either.

    Organized religion is the most toxic environment possible for human beings.

    You WILL believe the female orgasam is real.

    "Oh, I'm finger-licking good, I am."

    I want to shower with Candy. Allan can watch, but has to stand outside the tub.

    This Betty bitch, she gotta go.

    I want to rollercoaster…

  • Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp

    Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp


    Zoot Suit! Zoot Suit! Z. O. O. T. S. U. I. T. Reet Pleat! Silk Lapel! Gun-A-Blazin' Straight to Hell!

    In my mind, you look so cute, wrapped-up with your arms around my Zoot Suit, Zoot Suit, SUIT!

Popular reviews

  • Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

    Patton Oswalt: We All Scream


    "Clown pubes" was funny for zero of the fifteen (?) minutes he spent filling time with it.

  • VHS Lives: A Schlockumentary

    VHS Lives: A Schlockumentary


    A bunch of social outcasts wax poetic about their obscure obsession of collecting garbage cinema on a garbage format because ‘*^the 80’s^*’. There but for the loss of my virginity go I...

    This film will only appeal to the actual rando interviewees who appeared in it, and those who wished they could have. And me, but only because, every 15 minutes-or-so, this utter loon pops on and gives segmented tours of his creepy hoarders-den filled with hand-labeled tapes of future evidence toward yet-to-be-discovered crimes against nature; it’s horrifyingly cringy, yet shockingly captivating.