So, how did Phil convince his piano teacher that, despite having no memories of the loop, she was responsible for his amazing ability on his "perfect day" run? Anyone?...
This has bothered me since I was ten years old.
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Love & Death 2023
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Horny Elizabeth Olsen in a sweaty volleyball outfit? I did something right in my life. Not as right as whatever Jesse Plemons did, but not bad either.Organized religion is the most toxic environment possible for human beings.
You WILL believe the female orgasam is real.
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"Oh, I'm finger-licking good, I am."I want to shower with Candy. Allan can watch, but has to stand outside the tub.
This Betty bitch, she gotta go.
I want to rollercoaster…
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Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp 2015
Zoot Suit! Zoot Suit! Z. O. O. T. S. U. I. T. Reet Pleat! Silk Lapel! Gun-A-Blazin' Straight to Hell!
In my mind, you look so cute, wrapped-up with your arms around my Zoot Suit, Zoot Suit, SUIT!
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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 2022
"Clown pubes" was funny for zero of the fifteen (?) minutes he spent filling time with it.
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VHS Lives: A Schlockumentary 2017
A bunch of social outcasts wax poetic about their obscure obsession of collecting garbage cinema on a garbage format because ‘*^the 80’s^*’. There but for the loss of my virginity go I...
This film will only appeal to the actual rando interviewees who appeared in it, and those who wished they could have. And me, but only because, every 15 minutes-or-so, this utter loon pops on and gives segmented tours of his creepy hoarders-den filled with hand-labeled tapes of future evidence toward yet-to-be-discovered crimes against nature; it’s horrifyingly cringy, yet shockingly captivating.
