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  • The Last Vampire On Earth

    The Last Vampire On Earth

    Admittedly, I watched this with the less than noble intentions of laughing at the “filmmakers” ineptitude. It’s a hobby. However, I soon felt like I was just mocking some pathetic high schooler’s passion project. Some poor antisocial misfit, that but for the grace of my own good sense go I, who had no better way than to express their misappropriated love for fanfics than to remake TWILIGHT with townies. It’s just the worst, like, no fun.

     So, twenty minutes in,…

  • Road to Revenge

    Road to Revenge

    ★★★★

    “They sacrificed a human baby... I tried to stop it, but I couldn’t; so, I just left Hollywood the next day.”

    Best. Ego. Project. Ever.

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  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Aside from the beat-for-beat mirroring of the original film seriously deflating the drama and suspense, I rather liked this episode. 

    However, the story is like a coincidence got in a wrestling match with fate and the punch-up crew from the MCU was commentating. And, I get why they did it and the end result could be the best set-up for a budding "new" franchise, but still kinda dodgy.


    I really want an explanation for why R2 happened to "come to"…

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★★★

    Best Superhero movie of the year!